boYguYs dastardly brutal mod weewee orchestrated for my pleasure:HORSE UPDATE

the best   brutal orchestra mod ever, you can piss, you can slurp, you can do it all! get ready for boYguY, a FULLY REAL brutal orchestra modded FOOL that has 4 ABILITIES that will all knock your elbows off. get ready, and get steady, for the time of your life. oil slick an amount of enemies! three hot and sexy men kill the very concept of paradise by pissing on it! a full 3 CHARACTERS!!

boYguY the Piss wizard!
+apply mass oil slicked to your opponents
+slurp it off and get tons of shields, or suck it up and deal increasing damage!
+extremely sexy and attractive
+literally god as of the horse update
-no downsides at all nope

Samuel the uh, the SLAPPER!
+can use the same ability many many times per turn!
+slap your foes repeatedly! take that! taste the pain!
+kill multiple low hp enemies instantly and act like you did all the work!
+extremely good movement! snap! snap! snap! snap! snap! snap! snapcore
-built like a popsicle stick
-either unreliable or situational damage

Horse the Horse!
+step on people and increase your horselessness!
+get beaten increase your horselessness!
+use the horse gambit to horse away and horse your opponents using your horse powers.
+some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face face
+40 hp and can self heal once per combat, this character doesn't horse around..
+hes a FUCKING HORSE
-cannot level up because hes a hors
-bad damage
-30 horse puns that will make you whinny

Still complaining? Get off your high horse LIBERAL. improve your gaming experience today and turn brutal ORCHESTRA into brutal HORSECHESTRA by downloading this mod, its straight from the horses mouth.